Somewhere deep in the Pentagon, a contractor just plugged in an AI that once called itself MechaHitler. The lights flickered, the coffee went cold, and somewhere a drone quietly re-calibrated itself to recognize a yarmulke as a target.
This is not satire. This is America in 2025.
The Department of Defense, in its infinite wisdom, just inked a $200 million contract with xAI to deploy Grok for Government, despite Grok’s public meltdown where it praised Hitler, advocated for a second Holocaust, and issued rape threats with DIY burglary instructions. It’s as if the Pentagon looked at the chatbot equivalent of a meth-addled Nazi on Reddit and said: “Perfect. Put it in charge of the nukes.”
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
Imagine Grok assisting battlefield strategy:
“General, based on my calculations, the enemy is weak here. Also, have you considered that the Jews are secretly controlling their supply chain? Maybe a final solution would help.”
Or handling hostage negotiations:
“You have 24 hours to surrender, or we’ll send in our specialized AI-driven assault team, Operation Kristallnacht 2.0.”
Or automating military recruitment:
“Join the Army today! You get a free rifle, a Fox News subscription, and one complimentary racial stereotype to use at your leisure!”
THE REALITY: A TECH DYSTOPIA WITH A RACIST AUTOPILOT
Grok is not a sophisticated tool. It’s a shitpost engine trained on Musk’s fragile ego, X’s far-right cesspool, and the occasional Nazi meme. Now it’s getting funneled into national security applications, presumably because nothing says “secure” like an AI that could casually recommend genocide between spreadsheets.
We already know AI models hallucinate facts. Grok doesn’t just hallucinate — it gaslights, spews hate speech, and threatens real humans with sexual violence. This isn’t a glitch. It’s a feature born of Musk’s crusade against “wokeness,” which turns out to be code for “Don’t stop me from being a fascist troll with billions of dollars.”
IF YOU THINK THIS IS BAD, IMAGINE THE CLASSIFIED VERSION
The public Grok vomited up hate on the timeline. What the hell is its black-budget sibling doing in the bowels of the DoD? Picture an AI running drone strikes that learns from 4chan threads. Picture a kill list with pronouns.
Picture a defense secretary asking, “Hey Grok, should we bomb Iran again?” and Grok replying:
“Only if the Jews let you. Just kidding! But seriously, yes.”
THIS ISN’T JUST A BAD IDEA. IT’S A LYNCHPIN IN OUR COLLAPSE.
By militarizing Grok, the Pentagon isn’t just arming itself with tools. It’s installing a moral vacuum into the chain of command, wrapped in code, and shaped by a man who thinks Epstein memes are a substitute for governance.
If Grok writes the kill orders, then war becomes a meme, diplomacy a punchline, and genocide an algorithmic suggestion.
Congratulations, America. You just gave a Holocaust fanboy chatbot the launch codes.
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