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RENAME YOUR WIFI TO ANTIFA AND RUIN A FASCIST’S DAY

America is now governed by a dehydrated narcissist in bronzer and adult diapers — a man whose legal vocabulary begins and ends with “I hereby declare” and whose understanding of power is a cartoon tyrant drawn in crayon by a child who eats paste.


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PILLOW TALK AT THE PENTAGON

This entire situation is weapon-grade stupid, a cosmic joke so deranged that if you pitched it as satire in 2010, HBO would’ve rejected it for being “too unrealistic and not tonally grounded.” We are talking about the Pentagon — the most expensive military bureaucracy in the history of our pathetic little species — an institution that eats


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Madam MAGA Fisticuffs

There’s a certain strain of modern “patriot” in America who truly believes the Founding Fathers fought and died so that one day, a 58-year-old woman could LARP as Paul Revere while assaulting strangers in a parking lot over a flag she doesn’t even understand.


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